Hello readers.
The end is near. Very near. In fact, by the time that you finish reading this blog post, it will have already come upon us all. There is no use trying to hide or run for shelter. Resistance is futile.
How can I be so sure? Well, I have taken random Bible verses completely out of context and distorted a their facts, compiled them all together, and then did some vague and convoluted mathematical calculations to give you all the clear and absolute truth that the end is going to happen as soon as you finish reading this blog post.
You people may ask: "Who are you to predict the end of the world???" I respond by saying, "Who am I to NOT predict the end of the world?" This is the 21st Century, and now, more than ever, predicting the end of the world has become all the rage. Simply everyone predicts the end nowadays, and it is such good fun. If the end wasn't coming so quickly, I would have even made a movie about it too.
You people may also quote the Bible, using verses that say that no one knows the exact hour or day that the end will come. However, my prediction of the end shows it differently. I say that the world will end as soon as you finish reading this blog post, which is not an exact hour or day. So, once again, I win.
Assuredly, as I stand before you all, the end is coming!!!
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And what if I am wrong? Well, I'm not.
Thus, I now tell you all to prepare for the end.
The End.
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