New story in the works (perhaps)....

So, tonight I was at an epic party.

It was a mystery party, where we had to find out who stole a bass drum mallet. Sounds exciting? It only gets better: It was Lord of the Rings themed, and I was Saruman. And that party, my friends, even surpassed Gilette as being the best a man can get.

Now, you might be asking "Why does this matter?" Then again, you might not be asking "Why does this matter?" Either way, I will tell you why it matters.

I am going to try to write a story about these dramatic events. Who stole the mallet? Was it Gandalf the Grey who stole the mallet? Or perhaps was it Gandalf the White?

You will figure out soon enough...